Diet, Day 9 - New Goal

263!! Disaster! Yesterday all I had to eat were 2 apples and an omelet. My workout today was great, and now I find that I’ve gained 2 lbs. What the hell is going on? I’ve no idea but have a possible solution -- I’m just not going to weigh myself anymore. This occurred to me during my shower this morning, when I looked down and discovered that I couldn’t see my dick. My line of sight was completely obstructed by a protruding abdomen. So forget about weighing myself every day, my new goal is to see my dick. No scale necessary – just look down and that’s all you need to know about the progress of your diet. Now, I recognize there is more than one factor involved with my problem. I could try more vigorous exercise of the dick while showering in the hope of enlarging it, but I’ve been doing that for quite some time with no apparent effect. So I’m pretty much convinced there’s nothing to be done on the dick side of things. Guess I'll stick with the diet. Of course, I’d be happy to achieve my goal either way, so let me know if there are any suggestions. Honestly, I’d accept the protruding gut, if someone can offer guidance on how to get the dick big enough to be visible. Peggy would probably be happier, too.